Our Beers (Rotating)

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Felicia's classic IPA, also known as "Who's crying now?!" This is our most easy-drinking IPA, like slipping into your favorite lounge pants. Round with no sharp edges. (7.3%)

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Atomic BLONDE 

Light, crisp, and refreshing with a touch of citrus and buttered sourdough toast. abv 5.2%


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An 1800's-style dry English stout. If our Honey Blonde is a rom com, then this beer is a film noir. abv 6%

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a is for azacca ipa

The first in our Alphabet Series, this IPA is dry-hopped with Azacca hops and has tropical notes of mango and papaya. We probably should have called it A is for Amelia since she says she’s going to drink all of it. 90 IBUs. (6%)

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daydrinker wheat

Our least hoppy beer. Smooth as a waterslide at Water Safari (where the fun never stops). Woo! Try it with OJ as a Beermosa; that’s how Leah likes it. 23 IBUs. (5.6%)


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don't be bitter esb (coming soon)

It’s British. It’s special. It’s not bitter. You shouldn’t be bitter either. Cheer the hell up. 25 IBUs. (5.6%)


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Toasty Mcporter

Old school porter brewed with house-toasted malt. abv 5.5%


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Non-Attachment IPA (not currently available)

This IPA was supposed to be Cry-P-A III, but the brewer changed the hops to Mosaic. But people love the Cry-P-A, we said. She said tell them not to get attached. Live in the moment and drink up. abv 6.5%